Oscar Meyer Weiner fantasy
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Guess who called me last night??? Oh, I wish I had an Oscar Meyer Weiner �.uh hum (clearing throat) sorry bout that kiddies� But can you believe that Oscar actually called me. Even though we kinda exchanged numbers months ago, I never expected that we would actually talk on the phone. Okay, I know that sounds dumb. When I see Oscar at the monthly parties, I am usually a little tipsy and I just like to have fun sexually harassing the boy. I never expected that he would call. It was enough for me to just go to his house a few weeks ago (but that was a huge disappointment). Okay, I know I may not be making any sense. So let me explain (or at least attempt to). Oscar is F.I.N.E. Imagine brown skin, bald head, nice body, luscious ass (and I know cause I have had my fair share of free feels), and on top of all that, the boy can dress his little young behind off. I�m not used to guys my age wearing nice slacks and shirt to parties. But a dude that can throw on more than a pair of starched jeans and timbs will always get my attention. Oh and did mention oh Gawd damn good that boys ass looks (and feels) in slacks. (ok, lets take a pause so I can get some water and attempt to cool myself down. Aint this some shit it�s 9:30 in the morning and look what�s on my mind, I�m such a lady, huh, LOL) Sorry for the interruption, back to the story. Oscar is one of those guys that I picture in my fantasy. I like messing with him cause he is a good sport. I never expect to actually date someone like that. Believe it or not, but I�m actually intimidated by how good he looks. I would always be self conscious around him and would probably have a hard time trusting him. Besides, I know folks that know him and I heard thru the grape vine that Oscar is a male slut. Oscar caught me off guard last night when he asked me out. I said that my schedule has been really busy lately and that I will have to let him know when I get a free moment. I think I would much rather be friends with Oscar. He�s cool peeps and seems to know about the good parties around Sac. Oscar is my fantasy boy toy. And if was lucky enough to have my way with him, then my fantasy would be fulfilled then what would I have to fantasize about??? And imagine the scar that I would have if my fantasy was not completely fulfilled. I may never be able to look at bald headed men the same. And since bald headed men are my absolute weakness, I�m really not trying to risk another disappointment. So for now, I�m happy letting Oscar have that nice little tingly affect on me. I�m not ready to give up that feeling just yet. ** I'm excited, I'm picking my Mom and lil bro up from the airport in a couple of hours. I just realized I have not seen lil bro. in a year. Not since last Christmas. Even though lil bro. works my nerves (he would not be a lil bro if he didn't), I'm actually looking forward to seeing his punk ass** |
9:53 a.m. || December 17, 2003 |
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