The Monday two for one special
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Special #1: Have you noticed that I have not gone into great detail about Mo. I know much more about him then I lead on but I have to admit, I know that nothing serious will ever come about between us. Don�t get me wrong, Mo really is a cool person and I do like him. I have a great time hanging with him but there is no real spark at least not for me. I�m not sure if I can really pinpoint were the disconnect is. Most of the factors that initially draw me to a man like education, personality and a sense of humor, he has. Yet something is still missing. What worries me is, I had this same disconnect with J-mac. If you will recall, our �relationship� started right after a break in a pretty lengthy relationship. We started off as strictly �after-hours� friends and it grew to much, much more. For now, I am just going along with the Mo�s companionship. I am really trying not to treat him like a booty call. It�s been a really long time since I embarked in a relationship of that type. But I have to admit that last night, after round two, I was seriously contemplating driving my ass back across town and getting in my own bed. The only thing that kept me in his arms was pure exhaustion and the fact that he does not snore (or at least not very loudly) which meant that I would get at least 4.5 hours of uninterrupted sleep. It's nice having a gardner around to tend to and water my flower bed a few times a week without a real commitment. I know that at any time, the relationship can be terminated without much hassle and there will be no real hurt feelings if I find a new gardner with an even bigger hose. For now I am satified with what I have. Special #2: When I got to the party, Tiff and D were already at the bar ordering drinks. D was sitting on a stool and Tiff was standing behind her. I joined them at the bar and ordered my cocktail. As soon as we got our drinks, we decided to sashay across the room to an empty table. BIG FUCKING MISTAKE. D stepped down off the stool she was sitting on and took the lead. As D crossed in front of me just as I was taking the first sip of my drink, something bright and shiny immediately caught my eye. I looked down and nearly chocked on my Crown and coke. No the hell this heifer did not have on those fucking shoes Tiff caught me starring at D as she walked by. My eyes that nearly popped out of socket and the smirk that spread across my face was enough. Tiff knew immediately what I was thinking. Having had the conversation about the light up shoes before, we both tried to contain our laughter, as we never expected to actually bear witness to someone we know dare make such a bold purchase. After the internal laughter died down, I was immediately overwhelmed with embarrassment as I followed the lights to the empty table. Here I was, THE Diva, dressed to impress, looking good and feeling great and was in the company of a twenty-something year old who was walking around in light up shoes like some two year old. Oh my bad, two year olds don�t typically walk around in high-heeled platform shoes that light up the night. When I saw the shoes, all I could think about was how useful they would be for a hooker walking down the Boulevard at night to call all the boys to her yard. Unmistakable, the worse part of the whole unsightliness of the shoes was the chick could barely walk in the two-inch platforms with the 4-inch heels, which meant she only drew more attention to herself (and myself since I was following the lights). I was so mortified by the mess this girl had on that I made sure any further moves I made that night, the lights were nowhere near me. Call me shallow, but I don�t have a reputation like that and I plan to keep it that way. There was to be no mistake that we came together or that she was one of my friends. My friends don�t walk around in hooker heels that light up the night. I was further relived that D did not get up to dance. I would have never been able control myself if I had to be witness to such atrocities of the lights moving around the dance floor. |
10:53 a.m. || June 12, 2006 |
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