Good Girl vs. Bad Girl
The debate took place at 5:40 am when my annoyingly loud alarm clock went off, signaling that it was time to get up to go to the gym.
Good Girl: Goooood morning, time to get up and go to the gym.
Bad Girl: I don�t wanna get up, I�m too tired.
Good Girl: But if you get up and go to the gym, you will feel much better.
Bad Girl: I already feel good just laying right here in the bed.
Good Girl: Just think of how good you will look and feel once you drop two dress sizes.
Bad Girl: Shiet, my ass already looks good!
Good Girl: But don�t you want to look better?
Bad Girl: If I look any better, than they might arrest my ass for being so damn fine. LOL
Good Girl: That�s not how you felt last week.
Bad Girl: Well that�s how I feel now.
Good Girl: Don�t you want to lose weight?
Bad Girl: Yeah, but it�s not like going to the gym right now is going to magically make this fat disappear off my ass.
Good Girl: It won�t happen all today, but slowly it will happen.
Bad Girl: What-the-fuck-ever, you said that same shit like two months ago, and the fat is still their jiggling with every step.
Good Girl: I know, it takes time and better commitment. Just think of how good it will feel after the workout and how much more energy you will have.
Bad Girl: Getting another hours sleep will give me more energy too.
Good Girl: Come on, just get up and get it over with. Losing an extra hour of sleep wont kill you.
Bad Girl: Your right it won�t kill me, it will just make me a grumpy tired bitch. I will go to the gym tonight.
Good Girl: That�s what you been saying for the last two nights and you have yet to go.
Bad Girl: It�s that time of the month, I been in too much pain and too tired.
Good Girl: Do you recall the root beer float you had last night and the night before that??
Bad Girl: Yeah, what about it?
Good Girl: You gotta go burn off some of those calories.
Bad Girl: A once a month indulgence in sweets aint gonna kill me, hell as much pain as I have been in the last two days, I deserved a treat. And besides, I worked off a lot of late night calories this weekend!!
Good Girl: Remember how self-conscious you were this weekend about showing your body?
Bad Girl: Yeah, and??
Good Girl: Well if you continue to go to the gym, you wont feel that way anymore. The longer you stay away from the gym, the harder it will be to go back.
Bad Girl: True, it would be nice if my ass didn�t look like somebody jumped up and down on it with a pogo stick.
Good Girl: Just think of how smooth and gorgeous those long legs will be once they get all toned up.
Bad Girl: Ok, I will get up in 10 minutes.
Good Girl: No, you have to get up now. Yesterday I trusted you to get up in ten minutes and you went right back to sleep.
Bad Girl: You should have woke me up again.
Good Girl: Come on, we have already wasted ten minutes arguing. Just get up and get it over with.
Bad Girl: All right, All right, you win. I will get up. But if I�m grumpy and tired today, it�s your fault.
Good Girl: You will be just fine and you will feel better too.
So that�s the conversation that went on in my head this morning for about ten minutes then I was miraculously pushed out of the bed. I did make it to the gym after a week long vacation from my workouts. And yes, I did feel much, much better after the workout. An added bonus was the new eye candy that was at the gym working out too. Some new guys were in their pumping iron and getting all sweaty. It really helped to speed up my workout and took my concentration away from how much time I had left on the machine. Hopefully I will remember the euphoric feeling I had this morning as I walked out the gym cause I�m going to need some motivation to get my ass up again tomorrow.
And the Battle of the Bulge continues�.
Stay tuned for regular updates.
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