Fuc@! up Family
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Everyone Im sure has one of those family members who is�.well to put it not so nicely, Fucked Up. Mine happens to be my Auntie Michelle. I swear if I could, I would turn her life into a television show. If the crazy fuked up Osbornes can make money off of being dysfunctional, I know Michelle�s Life would be a hit. Michelle puts the D in dysfunctional and H in hoe (she has been nick named the hoe of Vallejo). Michelle is 33 years old with 3 kids and 3 different baby daddies. I swear she changes men like she changes her underwear. I should have known better than to agree to be in her wedding when she asked me. But I haven�t been in a wedding since I was like four years old and I really was looking forward to getting a new cute dress (the dress), getting my hair done, going to the MAC (luv me some MAC) counter and getting my makeup done, and standing in front of a church full of people lookin cute. Okay I know, I wanted to be in her wedding for my own selfish and narcissistic reasons. But so what I was lookin forward to it. Even though my Mom said don�t buy the dress cause she aint going to get married, I did it anyways. And now Im out $150 dollars. That�s right the stupid Heifer aint getting married. The bad part is she hasn�t even called to tell me. I found out from Rosie (my other aunt). Dont be surprised if you see me on the court show Greg Mathis tryin to get my money back, cause I know taking her to court will be the only way to get it. OOOOO just wait till I talk to Michelle. Im trying to be supportive because the family has really grown apart since Grandma died,and my Mom would much rather have nothing do do with her siblings, but Im tryin to be the strong supportive understanding one and it�s hard as hell when you have family members who are crazy and have no respect for each other. I really thought Michelle was going to get married this time. Yea I know she has been married before, and that she has been engaged more times than I care to remember, but this time they actually had a date set and that rarely happens. FUCK FUCK FUCK.. Okay Im calm Im cool�. Speaking of weddings, Hot damn Jessie called to tell me the wedding is off!!! Of course when he called on Friday, he said that he and the girl had just broke up 20 minutes earlier. I predicted they would be back together by the end of the weekend. I have not heard from him since he called to tell me the wedding was off so Im sure they made up and now he doesn�t know how to call and tell me. Damn Bastard. Okay Im calm, Im cool�.. I gotta new toy check it out. (sorry if the link wont work) Yep I got the new Sanyo 8100 cell phone. I luv it. It�s the new phone with t he built in camera. Even though my Mom constantly tells me how broke she is, she bought me the phone, headset and leather case. I actually feel guilty. I mean she doesn�t even have a cell phone (and she needs one) and she needs a new car. I told her that she didn�t have the buy the phone and I definitely didn�t need all the accessories, but she insisted so I just let her buy the phone. So why do I feel so guilty?? Anyways I luv my new phone and Im off to find some new ring tones that I can download. BYE BYE |
10:14 p.m. || May 11, 2003 |
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