My Big FAT Sore Ass
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I actually started this online diary as a way to keep track of my never-ending quest to be thin. Just like the many diets that I have tried, I failed. I barely even talk about my weight issues....basically cause I try to avoid it. It�s one of those things that harp at me everyday but yet is such a struggle for me so I choose to continue living the way that I am out of fear of failure. Last week I joined 24 hour fitness. That�s right I broke down and got a gym membership. I always promised myself that when I got a real job that I was going to join a gym and become more serious about getting fit. I have been working one whole month now. So I had to keep my promise to myself. I actually like being in a gym to work out. The summertime in Sac aint no punk. Even at 6:00 in the morning it�s hot as hell. Oh and don�t think your going to work out at 6:00pm., unless you like working out in 95 degree weather. No Thanks!! It�s funny to watch the white folks runnin at 12:00pm when it�s 105 outside. What the f*ck do these people be thinking??? It never fails every summer you here about some dumbass who decided to take a jog at 12:00pm and then fuckin fall out from a gawd damn heat stroke. Yet every morning like clock work they tell you on the freakin news the temperature for the day and to keep your ass in doors unless you absolutely have to be outside. F*ckin idiots!! I would much rather be in an all women�s gym cause I hate being around all those sweaty men who hog the weights and the weight machines�..But then again sweaty men lifting weights is nice eye candy once you get bored lookin at the anorexic ass white chicks that look like walking skeletons....watchin them trying to burn off the 200 calories they ate that day is hilarious. So far things at the gym are going good. I did a 30-minute spin class yesterday morning. (ok actually it�s a 45 minute class but I could only do 30 minutes�.gimme a break it was my first time!!) That shit kicked my ASS. I�m sure I loss about 5 pounds just from sweating so damn much. But I�m convinced that those spinning classes are not made for black folks. Those freakin seats are little as hell and hard as a rock. The seat on the bike was more painful than the class itself. My damn ass bone is throbbing when I walk or sit on anything hard. And you know my *�girl� aint at all happy with me right now. I can�t even squeeze my butt together without a sharp pain piercing my ass cheeks. How do people do it. After 1 minute on the bike I was like lawd how am I gonna make it another 45 minutes. What I really didn't get is how all the other folks was up in there just peddlin away lookin all happy-go-lucky like they were not sitting on some rock hard ass seat. It didn�t make it any better when we had to stand up to pedal cause then my legs would start throbbin from working muscles I didn�t even know existed. I told my mom about the seat....she said to bring a pillow to sit on....now that would be some funny shit...bring a pillow to sit on while I�m workin out!! But I aint given up. By the grace of GOD, I will be back. My Ass will be tight, my legs lean, and stomach flat!!! * I refer to my vagina as my "girl"...why?? Cause�well....she�s my girl...we go way back and she will be my best bud till the day I die. I try not to do anything that is going to make her mad...she gotta evil streak about her and when she gets angry she flares up and spits back some fierce venom. I make sure I take care of my girls and my girl makes sure she takes care of me!! |
12:02 p.m. || July 15, 2003 |
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