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Questions 1. Why is it that whenever you wear white/creme pants you get something on them?? 2. Why does your hair always look extra bouncy and pretty when it is filthy dirty?? 3. Why do you always find the Nine West shoes that you have been craving for the last 4 months on sale when you are trying extra hard not to spend money?? (You better believe I broke down and bought both pair) 4. Why did Blackmartha and Shawn leave diaryland?? (I miss you guys) 5. Why is this a lame ass entry?? 6. Why the hell did I just type �lame ass�?? 7. Why haven�t I gotten the book for my Computer class yet?? 8. Why the hell do I have a solid B in the computer class and I have not bought the book or studied for not one quiz?? 9. Why can�t I seem to get motivated to get off my fat ass and exercise?? And the biggest question of the day�� 10. Why the fuck do I owe the Gawd damn government four hundred and forty-five fucking dollars?? I�m a good American citizen. I don�t break the law. I vote. I work to earn a living. I don�t take advantage of social services. I�m not on welfare. I don�t produce mass amounts of babies that I can�t care for. I recycle. I don�t waste water. I even buy the expensive Chevron gas to save the o-zone. I do my fair share of supporting the economy. Hell, I have spent over $200 dollars over the last two weekends. I�m constantly giving back and making sure Americans in retail and the food service industry stay gainfully employed. I even care so much about the auto mechanics that I allow them to rip me and my hard earned money off by charging some ridiculous amount of money to do a crappy job on my car. So why do I owe $445.00??? It�s just not fair. How the hell am I supposed to get ahead in this world if every time I turn around Uncle Tom and his redneck crew are reaching in my wallet??? If I wasn�t so scared of jail, I would send a fat ass Fuck You check to the IRS and in the memo I would write Kiss My Black Ass. And tell them to cash that. (Oh and the mutha fucking IRS gonna charge me $45 dollars just to set up a payment plan with them. So actually I owe $490.) Maybe I should send Bushy boy a copy of my 2003 income tax return and thank him for the lovely Tax break! |
5:28 p.m. || February 09, 2004 |
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