Please, Please, Don't Shit at Work!
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Is it me, or is taking a shit at work the most disgusting thing in the world?? Every afternoon one of my female co-workers takes a dump. That shit is so frustrating cause now I have to try to hold my breath when I go pee to keep from inhaling the stench. I suspect it�s the same person and I�m guessing it�s the lil Asian chick that brings Chinese food to work everyday. Chinese food is delicious but usually goes straight thru you. Whoever the shitter is could at least bring some shit spray or light an incense...anything to spare her co-workers hell when they have to use the restroom after her. I�m going to hunt down the culprit and suggest they bring some air freshener...or maybe I will leave a note in the bathroom. I�m sick of having to hold my pee till I get home in order to avoid singed nose hairs. Okay...now that I got that out of the way... I finally have cable!! Yep the cable people came today to install my cable and I could not be happier. Life without cable is hell on earth, especially for me who is a T.V. junkie. I wake up watching TV. and go to sleep watching TV. I missed watching TV. so much that I plugged my TV. up Sunday evening and had to dig my antenna out just to get some reception. I only get a few channels with the antenna but I had to make do. It was better than nothing at all. If you have ever ordered cable then you know that they usually give you a 5-hour time slot that the cable person is supposed to show up. My time slot was between 8-12. I figured that is perfect, I will just work half a day today and prolly sleep in a lil since Lawd knows the cable guy usually does not show up until 30 minutes before your time slot ends. Well not my cable guy. This mofo shows up at 8:07. Fucked up my whole plan of sleeping in and going to work late. Well actually I just had to readjust my plan. After the cable guy left, I made me some quick grits watched a little cable and hoped my ass right back in the bed. Awwww...how I love sleep. I figured since I had alresady said I would be in late, no since in going in early when I didn't have too. |
2:03 p.m. || September 03, 2003 |
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